What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was the fungi.When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.Want to hear a joke about a roof? The first one is on the house.How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.I wanted to tell you a construction joke, but I cannot.

What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.What is Minnie Mouse’s favorite car? It is a Minnie van.

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Well, the latter is welcomed.What is the best thing about Switzerland? I do not know, but the flag is a big plus.How do you measure a snake? In inches - they do not have feet.What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.Why is the bullet not at work today? He got fired.Which dog can perform magic? Only a Labracadabrador!.

My broom was late because it overswept last night.

What kind of music do mummies enjoy? Wrap music!.

Can you fix broken tomatoes? Yes, make them into a paste.

Why should you never trust stairs? They are always up to something.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants.

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